The Dictatorship of El Halvador is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Layla Bukele with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.22 billion Halvadorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Bitcovador. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.

The very strong El Halvadorian economy, worth 142 trillion Bitcoin Bukelecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,211 Bitcoin Bukelecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The El Halvadorian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, El Halvadorian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Halvador's national animal is the X Twitter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

El Halvador is ranked 261,867^th in the world and 307^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.18 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.